The search for fresh perspectives on bitcoin has become so desperate that it borders on absurdity. A recent post on a popular crypto account suggested that bitcoin will replace gold because we will build data centers on the moon, enabling gold mining on asteroids. Whether sarcastic or not, such claims undermine the credibility of market pundits, potentially validating Jamie Dimon's comparison of bitcoin to 'pet rocks.' However, Dimon's integration of bitcoin into traditional finance may inadvertently create a new, lasting narrative for bitcoin as a digital collateral asset, raising questions about its potential impact on the global financial system.